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We're all set for tonight's Celebrity MasterChef final. Why shout at the telly - it's much more fun doing it onlineGregg the Egg? Check. John Torode? Check. Celebrities? Erm - cheque please? Anyway, the stage is set for tonight's wildly exciting Masterchef semi-final. Others might be more interested in Wimbledon, but who needs lush green grass and delicious summer drinks when there is the glamour of the MasterChef kitchens to wonder at?After a short break in service last week, during which I pined for Eggy and Torode's ridiculous fork action even as I dined on delicious morsels in the French sunshine, I'm back – and ready to blog. Join me here from 8pm as I negotiate the tough, tough world of celebrity Masterchef. There will be a prize (OK, not a prize, but at least an enthusiastic response) for the first person to hear a terrible athletic pun trip from the tongue of Iwan Thomas.Joining our favourite Olympian in the kitchen tonight will be Ian Bleasedale, Jayne Middlemiss, Shobna Gulati, Wendi Peters and Joe McGann – I think, although the non-stop pace of the heats has left me slightly fuddled as to who won what, when.Tonight, however, two of the above will go home after the horror of cooking a two-course meal for 30 schoolchildren (at which point, in fact, many of them might be quite glad to leave), and serving up Gregg and John a roast dinner so they can pontificate about the "deep, deep gravy". Or at least I hope that is what is about to happen. There haven't been nearly enough deep deep anythings so far – the shouty twosome seem to have got stuck on metallic basil, and Gregg taking his shirt off and jumping into puddings. Though not, of course, literally.Anyway MasterChef fans, there will be more of this later. See you back here at 8pm!Food & drinkTelevisionguardian.co.uk © Guardian News & Media Limited 2009 | Use of this content is subject to our Terms & Conditions | More Feeds
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